1. 3 years ago

    1985 Space Shuttle Atlantis OV-104
Original owner, used, as-is, where-is. Currently flown 32 times (191  crews) for a total of 120,650,907 miles. Time in space, 293 days, 18  hours, 29 minutes, 37 seconds (as of STS-132). One possible mission  remaining.
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Illustrated by Graham Abbott

    1985 Space Shuttle Atlantis OV-104

    Original owner, used, as-is, where-is. Currently flown 32 times (191 
    crews) for a total of 120,650,907 miles. Time in space, 293 days, 18 
    hours, 29 minutes, 37 seconds (as of STS-132). One possible mission 
    remaining.

    Original link here

    Illustrated by Graham Abbott

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    3 years ago

    Insanely Aggressive, Territorial, Guard Duck
Hello.  This posting is about “MR. DUCKY.”  When he was a chick, he was my  favorite out of the entire flock.  He was one of the few ducks that  would gently nibble on my finger.  He would always let me pet him and  feed him spinach.
Now he has become a horrible monster of a duck.  His  nibble has turned into a skin-tearing instrument, his feet have turned  into painful, skin-piercing talons.  Anything moving in the yard that is  non-duck, he attacks.  He attacks raccoons.  He attacks dogs.  He  attacks cats.  Now he even attacks full grown humans, galloping around  the yard with clipped wings like some sort of maniac.  Sandals are out  of the picture now, unless I want scabs on my feet.  This was  semi-tolerable for a while, but now he can inflict a fair amount of pain  on my calf through my work jeans, and I can’t get anything done in my  back yard.
So this is my ad.  If you want a duck that will  scare/maim/fight any animal that might be threatening your flock, MR.  DUCKY is the craziest damn duck I have ever seen in my entire life.  He  is only friendly with ducks.  I don’t know about chickens, but he  charges crows or other birds that land in the yard.  He is a great guard  duck.  I have a newborn son that I want to have ten fingers growing up.  $40 OBO, MR.DUCKY.  Upon pickup, feel free to observe his behavior.  He  is one-of-a-kind.
I live in Bremerton, will deliver.

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Illustrated by Christopher Noerr

    Insanely Aggressive, Territorial, Guard Duck

    Hello.
    This posting is about “MR. DUCKY.” When he was a chick, he was my favorite out of the entire flock. He was one of the few ducks that would gently nibble on my finger. He would always let me pet him and feed him spinach.

    Now he has become a horrible monster of a duck. His nibble has turned into a skin-tearing instrument, his feet have turned into painful, skin-piercing talons. Anything moving in the yard that is non-duck, he attacks. He attacks raccoons. He attacks dogs. He attacks cats. Now he even attacks full grown humans, galloping around the yard with clipped wings like some sort of maniac. Sandals are out of the picture now, unless I want scabs on my feet. This was semi-tolerable for a while, but now he can inflict a fair amount of pain on my calf through my work jeans, and I can’t get anything done in my back yard.

    So this is my ad. If you want a duck that will scare/maim/fight any animal that might be threatening your flock, MR. DUCKY is the craziest damn duck I have ever seen in my entire life. He is only friendly with ducks. I don’t know about chickens, but he charges crows or other birds that land in the yard. He is a great guard duck. I have a newborn son that I want to have ten fingers growing up. $40 OBO, MR.DUCKY. Upon pickup, feel free to observe his behavior. He is one-of-a-kind.

    I live in Bremerton, will deliver.

    Original link here

    Illustrated by Christopher Noerr

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    3 years ago

    Cow poop
We have cows that keep pooping and it’s more than we can handle. Every  day there is more cow shit piling up and my husband is starting to  panic. He works at Jiffy Mart and doesn’t have the time to figure out  what to do with all of it. I work too, and I dread coming home each  night only to see the cows have pooped another mountain. Please, if you  know what can be done about this situation, please let us know as we are  at wits end. The stench is becoming unbearable here and I can hardly  eat my salad right now as I type this.
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Illustrated by Mariana Ruiz

    Cow poop

    We have cows that keep pooping and it’s more than we can handle. Every day there is more cow shit piling up and my husband is starting to panic. He works at Jiffy Mart and doesn’t have the time to figure out what to do with all of it. I work too, and I dread coming home each night only to see the cows have pooped another mountain. Please, if you know what can be done about this situation, please let us know as we are at wits end. The stench is becoming unbearable here and I can hardly eat my salad right now as I type this.

    Original link here

    Illustrated by Mariana Ruiz

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    3 years ago

    BEAUTIFUL LATINA FEET
SEEKING BEAUTIFUL LATINA WITH BEAUTIFUL FEET. I WOULD BE VERY GREATFUL IF A LOVELY LATINA WITH LOVELY FEET WOULD SPEND SOME TIME WITH ME. PLEASE CONTACT ME. YOUR TIME WILL NOT BE WASTED.
Original link here
Illustrated by Graham Abbott

    BEAUTIFUL LATINA FEET

    SEEKING BEAUTIFUL LATINA WITH BEAUTIFUL FEET. I WOULD BE VERY GREATFUL IF A LOVELY LATINA WITH LOVELY FEET WOULD SPEND SOME TIME WITH ME. PLEASE CONTACT ME. YOUR TIME WILL NOT BE WASTED.

    Original link here

    Illustrated by Graham Abbott

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    3 years ago

    Smoke and a Pancake
CALLING ALL CARS CALLING ALL CARS, I’m on the look out for any cool personalities out there that enjoy smoking “420” and chilling out, it’s a nice night out we could enjoy walking out side let me know yo needs fool! naw sike but i got a bag og “tabacco” and I’m the type to share. I’ll reveal more. as in show you that i am a real person when you can prove the same i dont liek robots and hoes and all that snuff. so if you don’t want anohter boring day then give me a shout my ninjas!
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Illustrated by Graham Abbott

    Smoke and a Pancake


    CALLING ALL CARS CALLING ALL CARS, I’m on the look out for any cool personalities out there that enjoy smoking “420” and chilling out, it’s a nice night out we could enjoy walking out side let me know yo needs fool! naw sike but i got a bag og “tabacco” and I’m the type to share. I’ll reveal more. as in show you that i am a real person when you can prove the same i dont liek robots and hoes and all that snuff. so if you don’t want anohter boring day then give me a shout my ninjas!

    Original link here

    Illustrated by Graham Abbott

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    3 years ago

    Looking for a beard mentor
I’ve had a moustache and beard off and on over the years, and I’ve tried  styling it in the past but I just can’t seem to get it to the next  level.  I’m looking for some srs protips with this, as well as possibly  some styling services by someone with skilled hands.  Please submit to  me your beard/moustache resume.  Also if you have pictures of you  achievements that would be greatly appreciated.  I’m currently having trouble with getting my handlebar working correctly as well as keeping the sideburns even.  This is ‘srs bsns’ (serious business) as I’ve been informed I need to  style it up, shave it off, or loose my job. (I work in adult daycare.)
Original link here
Illustrated by Christopher Noerr

    Looking for a beard mentor

    I’ve had a moustache and beard off and on over the years, and I’ve tried styling it in the past but I just can’t seem to get it to the next level. I’m looking for some srs protips with this, as well as possibly some styling services by someone with skilled hands. Please submit to me your beard/moustache resume. Also if you have pictures of you achievements that would be greatly appreciated.

    I’m currently having trouble with getting my handlebar working correctly as well as keeping the sideburns even.

    This is ‘srs bsns’ (serious business) as I’ve been informed I need to style it up, shave it off, or loose my job. (I work in adult daycare.)

    Original link here

    Illustrated by Christopher Noerr

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    3 years ago

    Children’s guillotine
 Looking to get rid of this childen’s size guillotine, only used once.   Has been cleaned and recently oiled, sure to make any child happy!   Christmas is coming up soon so don’t miss this one!!
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Illustrated by Mariana Ruiz

    Children’s guillotine


    Looking to get rid of this childen’s size guillotine, only used once. Has been cleaned and recently oiled, sure to make any child happy! Christmas is coming up soon so don’t miss this one!!

    Original link here

    Illustrated by Mariana Ruiz

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    3 years ago

    1500 live ladybugs, accidently bought while drunk, feels bad.
So, after consuming pot brownies and getting a little too drunk on  thanksgiving a friend and i decided to buy 1500 live ladybugs from  amazon, which was a great idea until they came in the mail. Now they’re  sitting on my windowsill and I have nothing to really do with them. If i  set them free they’ll die in this weather, if I leave them on my  windowsill they’ll die.   So, if you have a greenhouse or some kind of animals to feed them to  it’d be awesome. I don’t want to ruin 1500 lives.   Email me and tell me what your’e gonna do with them, and if you can come  pick them up. And they’re yours.
Original link here
Illustrated by Mariana Ruiz

    1500 live ladybugs, accidently bought while drunk, feels bad.

    So, after consuming pot brownies and getting a little too drunk on thanksgiving a friend and i decided to buy 1500 live ladybugs from amazon, which was a great idea until they came in the mail. Now they’re sitting on my windowsill and I have nothing to really do with them. If i set them free they’ll die in this weather, if I leave them on my windowsill they’ll die.

    So, if you have a greenhouse or some kind of animals to feed them to it’d be awesome. I don’t want to ruin 1500 lives.

    Email me and tell me what your’e gonna do with them, and if you can come pick them up. And they’re yours.

    Original link here

    Illustrated by Mariana Ruiz